Wait a second. Back up. What is the shocker?
Ehh, it’s uhhhh.. here, check this out.

How big is the Big Shocker?
Comically oversized. Specifically, 21” tall, 11” wide.

What colors does the Big Shocker come in?
We currently offer blue, red, orange, and yellow, green, maroon and purple. The color of the imprint varies with each color, but you can see the photos and see for yourself exactly what they look like.

What is the Big Shocker made out of?
Foam.

How long will it take for me to get my Big Shocker in the mail?
If you choose Priority Mail, it should take as little as a few days to a week. Regular postal mail could take 1-2 weeks.

What if my Big Shocker breaks in the mail?
It’s not going to break. Foam is a packing material. Idiot.